Chinese language vocabulary 汉语词汇 Are you a 屌丝Diǎo sī？

New Chinese Internet Word: Are you a 屌丝（Diǎosī）?

 

网友总结的“屌丝”特征：

The summary "Diǎosī" features :

 

身高： 1米68是极限；

Height: a 168cm's height is the limit.

 

收入：一线城市不超过2,000元（1元约0.159美元，下同），二线三线城市不超过1,500元。

Income: no more than 2000 yuan (1 yuan is about $0.159) in the first-tier cities. No more than 1,500 yuan in the second-tier cities.

 

手机：华为、Nokia、金立、天宇...

Mobilephone(Brand): Huawei、Nokia、Gionee、Sky...

 

长相：2分---4分(10分制)

Looks: 2--4 points out of 10

 

饮料：康师傅系列、脉动、鲜橙多、快活林

Beverage: Kangshifu drinks, Blue drink、orange juice (As pictures below)

 

食物：康师傅方便面、鸡蛋灌饼、豆浆、油条、包子、馒头、牛肉面、回锅肉炒饭

Food: Kangshifu Instant Noodles, eggs, pie filling, soy milk, fried dough sticks, steamed buns, beef noodles and fried rice with twice-cooked pork on it.

 

衣服鞋子：真维斯、李宁、德尔惠、乔丹、361°、地摊货或淘宝便宜货

Clothes and shoes: Jeanswest, Lining, Deerhui, 361°, clothes from temporary stalls, or cheap clothes from Taobao.com

 

在生活中屡屡受挫，在网上就装牛逼。不管政治、医学、体育，还是天文，都是“专家”。并且爱说“我以前怎样怎样”或“我在××干了××年。”

In real life, they hide their frustration while pretend to be a master online. No matter at politics, medicine, sports or astronomy, they're all good at.

 

胆小猥琐，看见7分女就脸红，不敢说话.

Timid and insignificant, feel shy when meet a 7-points-girl(out of 10 points).

 

无女友。

Have no girlfriend.

 

选位置一定选在最后，害怕“高富帅”和“女神”的眼光。

Choose the seat in the right back, afraid of Gaofushuai and the 7-points-girls.

 

讨厌别人用照相机拍自己。

Hate to be taken any photos.

 

连进星巴克手都不知道放哪里。

Feel uncomfortable even in Starbucks.

 

在生活中充当小丑类的角色。

Act as a clown in daily life.

 

不敢穿颜色鲜艳的衣服，也不敢穿戴特别潮的衣服和饰品。

Have no dare to wear clothes in bright colors; do not dare to wear any fashionable jewelry.

 

喜欢看小说，经常把自己幻想成小说或电影里的英雄。

Like reading novels. And always imagine himself as a hero in novels or movies.

 

没有特长，平平淡淡。

Have no expertise.  A flat experience.

 

不爱运动，要么瘦得跟狗一样，要么肥得坐下肚子的肉都要堆三层。

Do not do any physical exercise. They're either as thin as a dog, or so fat that their belly has 3 rolls.

 

拥有“美国梦”（留学、出国、移民），但只能做梦。

Have an "American Dream"(study abroad, immigration), but it's only a dream.

所以，你是屌丝吗？
So, are you a diaosi?